Mira, cabron!

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RIGHT.  FUCKING.  ON.

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sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

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bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

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philosolapis:

Gonna just put this on my blog again for his genius.

philosolapis:

That awkward moment when you visit the set of seinfeld and he tries to kill you.

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casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

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The search for housing for next school year just got real.

I’ve started looking at low-wattage tube amps….